he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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