absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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