can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
tell me about the fingering
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