Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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