I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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