At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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