so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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