And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
