they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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