no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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