So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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