i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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