I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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