Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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