Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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