this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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