Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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