But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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