I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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