So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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