My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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