dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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