You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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