Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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