If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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