Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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