girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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