So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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