I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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