Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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