All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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