People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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