the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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