glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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