I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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