Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
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he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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