Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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