Why are handjobs necessary in class?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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