Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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