Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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