One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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