Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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