Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
being pregnant is like rehab
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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