What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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