Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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