bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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