I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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