Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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