i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
