I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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